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can't move both sets of limbs ...

Resident Evil Lessee, this is a series that has spanned, what over 15 versions across 7 consoles and the PC, including a couple of light gun based variants. It was the series that brought survival horror to the gaming mainstream (though yes Alone in the Dark did it first) and the next version is already in development for the PS3. And has spawned 2 films, a series of novels and a number of comics The heroes in all but the Outbreak files are trained police, government, special force, and corporate espionage agents (normally more than one) and are prodigies in specialist areas (the master of unlocking :) - ok so you knew _that_ was coming) able to handle assorted weapons, computers and codes. Why then, is it only the 'normal folk' in Outbreak who once they have aimed a weapon are able to move at the same time?? EVERY other similar game in the world allows movement but the nearest that the RE gang have ever got to it was the ability to dodge in RE3. Fur Chrissakes Leon in RE4 can

For any who has ever used a tool ...

Stolen from the Chicago Craigslist... This damn thing made me glad that I wasn't drinking coffee whilst reading. :) For men who think they know about tools: 1. DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, splattering itagainst that freshly painted part you were drying. 2. WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprint whorls and hard-earned guitar calluses in about the time it takes you to say, "shit!" 3. ELECTRIC HAND DRILL: Normally used for spinning pop rivets in their holes until you die of old age. 4. PLIERS: Used to round off hexagonal bolt heads. 5. HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle: It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more

After me wife got me ...

What did I get the missus for Christmas? Well, from her wish list and also As you can see from the last post, we both have similar tastes ;)

My wife got me ...

Just a coupla games that I got for Crimbo - and also Thoughts on these to follow

Internet is for Porn

Offical this World of Warcraft video says so ;) You don't need to know the first thing about WoW to enjoy this but it does have some strong language in it (no nudity though!). Hey, it's on google video - it can't be too bad. Enjoy Internet is for Porn